I knew I was forgetting something that day I sat around waiting for the plumber to come. I could have been celebrating the birth of our beloved Jacinda instead of, um, trying to make a sock puppet that resembled karl rove. I never quite got it there.
Anyway, I won't be making that mistake again. August 2nd is the day! Mark it down on your calendars or Google documents or whatever it is you people use these days. Happy belated birthday Jacinda! I hope it was free of severed pig tongues.